Kristoffer Lindmark


a multi-s-xual-predator-fruit that lives in the south of sweden.

if you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! it will try to have s-xual intercourse with you. simply say:
“jag är från norrland”
and he will quickly run away frightened.
kristoffer lindmark

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