Krowebear


a lovable bear who play’s dota. however, if woken during hibernation has been known to go into a mauling frenzy. some believe it is because during this state the krowbear is lead to think that people are after his tortillas.
taku: i just called krowebear and he started growling and then i heard a scream i think he mauled someone. i wet my pants.
remmy: think you shouldn’t mess with his tortillas.
sephlroth: i’d be more careful in the future maybe you should buy some krowbear insurance.
fry: …

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