Krunk-mas
krunk-mas is a magical time of the year. on the night of december 25, after he has finished delivering presents, santa gets really hammered and then smokes a nice fatty blunt. after he is completely belligerent, he starts to wander the north pole in search of some fine elf p-ssy. the night is a blacked out orgy of drugs and alcohol filled with christmas cheer. eventually, out of pure exhaustion, santa p-sses out in the snow next to a pile of his own vomit. as he stares up into the dark december sky, he musters up the courage to utter one last statement before he looses consciousness: “merry krunk-mas to all, now get f-cked up and high!”
fred: merry krunk-mas jim! i got you a new bong!
jim: thanks fred, i cant wait to light this up and then throw back some brews around the krunk-mas tree!
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