Kruse Splat


having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, whether intercourse, or fore-play
ha b-tch i just kruse splat all over your face.

man last night i was with this fine -ss chick, we started messing around… then i kruse splat… i was p-ssed

last night i was getting some and i kruse splat all over that girl

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