when you jerk off and forget to wash up after, leaving a thick layer a sp*nk on your junk which then solidifies to form a hard crusty outer layer of dried c*m.
bro, last night i f*cked this b*tch and woke up with the worst krusty dog of my life mane!
- pinky pocket
area between boxers and flesh, where when boxers separate, create a perfect place to rest your fingers. “she slipped her fingers in my pinky pocket. i guess you could say things are pretty serious.”
- halloween decoration diarrhea
too many decorations makes your house look like halloween decoration diarrhea. you must live a stressful life! that house has halloween decoration diarrhea. it looks like cr*p
- somerset academy
a “college prep” school that is predominetly mormon &/or kids who lie about smoking dope. anyone who doesent fit into one of those categories or doesent play lacrosse is deemed as a heathen and is driven to a point of insanity. my parents enrolled me into somerset academy skypointe, i tried to explain that sending […]
- guava juice
a guy who sits in the deep dark corner of his room jerking himself to sleep. he plays r*t*rded f*cking roblox games and makes r*t*rded content… if you find his channel plz unsub of show dislike! also his louder yet a rip off of jacksepticeye with more sh*t content! a guy who plays roblox after […]