when you jerk off and forget to wash up after, leaving a thick layer a sp-nk on your junk which then solidifies to form a hard crusty outer layer of dried c-m.
bro, last night i f-cked this b-tch and woke up with the worst krusty dog of my life mane!
- pinky pocket
area between boxers and flesh, where when boxers separate, create a perfect place to rest your fingers. “she slipped her fingers in my pinky pocket. i guess you could say things are pretty serious.”
- halloween decoration diarrhea
too many decorations makes your house look like halloween decoration diarrhea. you must live a stressful life! that house has halloween decoration diarrhea. it looks like cr-p
- somerset academy
a “college prep” school that is predominetly mormon &/or kids who lie about smoking dope. anyone who doesent fit into one of those categories or doesent play lacrosse is deemed as a heathen and is driven to a point of insanity. my parents enrolled me into somerset academy skypointe, i tried to explain that sending […]
- guava juice
a guy who sits in the deep dark corner of his room jerking himself to sleep. he plays r-t-rded f-cking roblox games and makes r-t-rded content… if you find his channel plz unsub of show dislike! also his louder yet a rip off of jacksepticeye with more sh-t content! a guy who plays roblox after […]
when a sleeping person hears a whatsapp ping on the phone, rolls over, picks up the phone, types out a non-coherent response, and falls back asleep. this phenomenon is far too common these days because of a combination of factors: (1) people sleep next to their phones; (2) whatsapp is generally set to sound a […]