krypt
a high potency strain of marijuana named after kryptonite because of its neon green color.
kryptonite kills superman, and krypt bud puts down even the most experienced smokers.
any pretentious person whom denotes a distinct air of pseudo intellectual and fallacious nonsense through ceaseless repet-tion of deploration upon others actions–chiefly because they truly believe they are the pinnacle of human evolution.
“jesus christ, that fellow is such a d-mned krypt. it seems he only takes pride in insulting other people about how lesser they are than him–not to mention his pseudo intellectual cr-p.”
“many computer programmers tend to be krypts.”
defined by being extremely high and drunk at the same time; someone who is f-cked up beyond all belief.
holy f-ck bro i was mad krypt last night.
i just crushed a couple brewskies and smoked a bowl. i’m f-cking krypt.
a san luis obispo bro-ism meaning whatever the f-ck you want it to mean.
lincoln market is the kryptist deli.
i’m totally kryptfaced right now.
i’m not a hipster, i’m a kryptster.
krypt is a great powerfull beaing!
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