kryptesticle


a combination of the words ‘kryptonite’ and ‘t-st-cl-.’ the one impenatrable force (most likely – but not exclusive to – a woman)that serves as the downfall of any man’s well-being. kryptonite : superman :: krypt-st-cl- : average man.
meredith grey is george’s krypt-st-cl- in grey’s anatomy. olive oil is popeye’s krypt-st-cl-. heroin is a drug addict’s krypt-st-cl-. a nice pair of br–sts can be considered a krypt-st-cl- to a weak-willed man.

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