kryptondog


1. n. a being of supreme intelligence, wit, and s-xual dexterity. see also pimp.
2. v. an extremely complicated s-xual move involving a series of thrusts, slaps, and clicking noises.
1. you’re such a kryptondog, mister president.
2. you gave me one h-ll of a kryptondog last night, mister president.

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