Kryptonite Cave


a severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman’s v-g-n- in which her v-g-n-l c-n-l appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. this condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book superman. contact with the said condition by p-n-s will cause gangrene or “hulk p-n-s.” if your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.
i was going down on this girl at a party, but i got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.

when i was having s-x with a wh-r-, my d-ck soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.

d-mn! that b-tch got the kryptonite cave!

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