Kryptonite Wank


a w-nk which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repet-tive, strenuous motion of the arm.
the person ends up almost as weak as superman when he is exposed to kryptonite.
person 1: hey, want to go to town today?
person 2: i cant, sorry, i’m recovering from a kryptonite w-nk.

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