Kryptoshit
a m-ssive stinking green sh-t taken the morning after consuming too much of the the alchoholic drink ‘kryptonite’.
paul: ‘ahhh iain whats that smell!!???’
iain: ‘ sorry i just dropped a m-ssive kryptosh-t. oh my god – its f-cking green.’
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