Krystal Thomson
a girl who is fun to be with and funny as h-ll. this particular gal has the s-xiest lips and hottest body. you’ll find yourself smiling just looking at her.
i saw krystal thomson yesterday and i’m still smiling. there’s just somthing about her laugh that makes me want more.
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