Krystof


1. the americanized spelling of the polish krzysztof.

2. a male of polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, p-ssionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing s-x god… all while remaining unpretentious and humble.

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i must be the luckiest girl in the world… i’ve finally found my krystof!

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