Kseniya
a russian name which befuddles many. those with the name also befuddle many. these women may be erratic, argumentative but intellectually fascinating and strangely sweet. approach with caution and offer tea.
i met a girl named kseniya
what happened?
man i dont even kno
the best superhero you’ve never heard of, and even though you’ve never heard of her, she’s the best superhero. fighting primarily with rainbows, entertaining, and deadly knock knock jokes, she’s a keeper. of late she has battled sea monsters and fire breathing tropical dragons. yeah. get on her level.
its a bird, no its a plane, no its superman!!
wow. we all know superman isnt even real.
then what is it??
it’s kseniya!! -epic pokemon music-
the 2nd person singular/plural form of the modal auxiliary english verb “can” (to be able) in the present simple tense, whereby the usual voiceless velar plosive “k” is replaced by a voiceless velar stop followed by a voiceless alveolar fricative “ks”, due to either a speech impediment, talking while eating, or sheer silliness.
“kseniya please p-ss the jelly?”
“kseniya dig it? i knew that ya could!”
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