kulandera


a girl who willingly or unwillingly takes the schl-ng up her b-tt in an attempt to heal or cure her partner of whatever malady he manifests.

initially from a mispr-nunciation and misunderstanding of the word, “curandera”, which means a rural healer, or a sorceress or witch.

the word “culera” on the other hand is accepted mexican slang for a female who enjoys backdoor pleasures.
jay suddenly came down with a mysterious virus, so his wife susan did the kulandera thing to ward off the evil spirits.

or, “that girl susan is such a kulandera that she’ll let anyone pork her -ss if it will make them feel better.”

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