Kuljot
that fat kid who loves shawarmas and farts a lot. kuljots generally like scratching their elbows and knees. generally very self-concious, but get random delusive pangs of superiority over the general human populace. kuljots can be found near vacant refrigerators at any time during 12am-3am.
“man, whats that smell, did somebody die in here?”
“no, its kuljot”
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