kumbucha
n.
pr-nunciation /k-m-‘buu-chuh/
etymology – accidental misspelling of kombucha from the system of a down song “sugar”; korean – kom (doctor of some sort) + bucha (a j-panese herb)
(masc.) a wickedly sarcastic and insanely intelligent virtual ent-ty noted for razor sharp wit and uncanny common sense and candor. most commonly visaged as a big black cat, with the occasional appearance as a skinny white former ballet dancer. well known for outrageous one-liners and obscure comedic references, the k-mbucha is most comfortable demonstrating practical uses of general semantics and linguistics, and is adept at relating psychological, sociocultural-anthropological, and sociological interpretations of online behaviour. as a virtual presence, it is often best not to take the k-mbucha too seriously, lest ye be drawn into a convoluted debate over the ineffectiveness of one’s debating tactics.
also known as: big bad k; the da vinci of sarcasm; k-m; k-mblotch; kizzle bizzle
k-mbucha’s on a flame rampage again! you just gawt pwnd!!!
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