Kumotang


an ancient chinese secret martial art p-ssed on by generations and generations. k-motang is a deadly art that builds up your killer instinct. in ancient times, whenever a person said “k-motang” there will be a voice out of nowhere saying “hiya!” or “haaaay!”.
tommy: b-tch, i know k-motang…
(hiiiiiiiiiiya!)
joslyn: word!?!??!

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