kumquat kaiser


a sh-tsprayed, tiny featured, tactless -ssfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. about as likely to keep the american people safe as wilhelm the second did in germany, by precipitating world war iii through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
all hail the k-mquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will d-mn all to oblivion

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