kung fu club
code phrase for a gentleman’s club. used by men to disguise the attempts of visiting a strip club in front of female listeners.
jon: hey jason, what’s popping friday night?
jason: i don’t know yet. but jackie is going to visit her parents this weekend. (glances over to girlfriend, jackie, and smiles)
jon: aw, that sucks. well since jackie is going to be out of town, (glances over to jackie, and smiles), do you want to go to a kung fu club friday night?
jason: count me in! (glances over to jackie and softly kisses her on the cheek)
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