Kung Fu Necktie


kung fu necktie:
– 1. – (v.) – during a bl-wj-b, just prior to -j-c-l-t–n, the guy pulls his p-n-s out of the girls mouth, karate chops her and c-ms on her neck.

-2.- (n.) – a hipster bar in the fisthtown section of philadelpia patroned by the the once regular crowd of johnny brendas.
jill: “so what happened with that girl last night?”
ed: ” i totally gave her a kung fu necktie!”

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