Kung-fu Shiss
a combination of kung-fu, a chinese martial art; and confucius, a chinese philosopher. it is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. in rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one asian and is used as a proper noun. it is pr-nounced with an asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. it is used most often within a crowd of asians (azn) or by a white person who has no clue what they’re saying and thinks they’re asian and/or black.
brian: yo you ain’t got no kung-fu shiss. what you tryin’ to prove?
mr.cho: …
or
ms.lee: you’re the bomb-diggety kung-fu shiss.
kung-fu shiss: h-ll yes.
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