Kung Fu Vampire
kung fu vampire | kung foo vampyr
noun (pl. -nos)
a mysterious creature of the night, inspiring without permission, creating affluence amongst the undead, the yin and yang of fang.
origin: sicilian born (1886) symphonic composer died in 1977 re-animated sometime between the release of star wars episode 4 and the death of elvis presley.
present: a gothic orchestrated hip hop group formed in
the year 2000. this band blends rap lyrics over live symphony, jazz and drum n b-ss. based in the san francisco bay area kung fu vampire features cello, violin, fire & belly dancers, the santour (dulcimer),
keyboards, singers, a rapper, electric upright b-ss & drums.
that guy looks different, acts different and glows with darkness, he is sinister and peaceful at the same time, maybe it’s the kung fu vampire.
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