Kung Lao
a fictional character in the mortal kombat videogame series.
kung lao is a former shaolin monk and member of the white lotus society. in some texts he is said to be the first ever mortal kombat winner from earthrealm, others claim it was his ancestor; “the great” kung lao. kung lao is an outspoken pacifist who only chooses to fight when provoked, or when defending his friends or home. his trademark is a razor-rimmed black hat which he uses in combat to kill his enemies.
example: kung lao throws his razor hat at kano, lodging it in his skull. as kano lies on the ground convulsing, bleeding from the head; kung lao slams his foot into kano’s chest sending his hat flying into the air. kung lao effortlessly catches it and places it back on his head. he walks away without looking back…
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