when a man has a half chub, then stretches said chub to his *n*s and urinatesee until completion.
girl: what’s that smell?
guy: oh i did a kurdila last night and haven’t seen showered yet.
- dumb*ss wisdom
dumb*ss wisdom is when you are smarter than they think you are but not as smart as you think you are. he used his dumb*ss wisdom to ponder the shenanigans at work.
you quirky you. a person or their behavior that is odd but cool. that was yqy when you showed your punk rock *ss at homecoming, #yqy stands for yaaas queen yaaas and is used to describe something tasteful or an approved point of view. i just got one of those new starbucks pumpkin spiced latte’s […]
most white girls are flat, but there’s always one white girl that loves starbucks, but she ain’t flat like d*mn, her *ss is nice, her t*ts are nice, and she’s hot as f*ck. these girls are usually called ysabela, any man would me lucky to date her d*mnnnn, that white girl is so fine, she’s […]
when you poke it i was at my girl’s place last weekend, and we sloid it