Kurtastrophy


any lame -ss movie featuring actor kurt russell, usually featuring kurt as some sort of unbelievable character like
“snake plissken” dooming the movie to box office failure, although people still feel compelled to go see them.
geez bill that new film “meatb-lls for mable” looks like a real kurtastrophy

why bob?
cuz it features kurt russel as a superhero in disguise as a nanny in suburban atlanta……

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