Kurtzed
to be kurtzed is to have the entire kurtz family flood your notifications and/or status updates on facebook. to be kurtzed is an honor because it means your cool and quasi-popular. whenever you kurtz someone, you write on their wall “you just got kurtzed”. failure to do so is a failure at kurtzing, and epic failure.
written on someone’s facebook wall.
mimester kurtz: yoooo girl u a b-tch
another kurtz: girl u a hoe. jk. <3.
jamomma kurtz: yoooo. you just got kurtzed motherf-cker.
the kurtz is complete. satisfaction guaranteed.
to show someone their place and put them in it. to take someone down a notch. (from the dutch/german kurz meaning to be short with someone, but with righteous vigor).
conversation:
person #1: "not rushing you, but i noticed we haven’t gotten a new eeo topic for january yet. i’m just trying to do my part to keep us out of trouble."
person #2 (kurtz): "they are in the binders i gave at the annual meeting jan-june is there."
bam! he's been kurtzed!
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