kutzooi


dutch for “f-cking mess”.

literally, the dutch word “kutzooi” would translate as “c-ntmess”, because kut = c-nt, and “zooi” is a vulgar slang word for “mess”.

the expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.
wat een kutzooi! = what a f-cking mess!
wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = what a f-cking mess, tidy your room!
ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = i’ve lost my job, my wife’s got a lover, i’m getting bold, what a f-cking mess!

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