kuzuki mushu
(kuh zoo kee moo shoo) the s-x move when a woman does a handstand against a wall while a man simultaneously swings on a pull up bar (or anything that would serve a similar purpose) and inserts his p-n-s in her v-g-n-/-sshole as he swings in. acknowledged as one of the most difficult and dangerous s-x moves known to man.
dude i got a pull up bar yesterday and my girlfriend is a kinky b-tch so i’m gonna kuzuki mushu with her. hopefully i don’t crush my right nut.
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