kvolcom
a “kvolcom” is a poster who notoriously managed to get the first post in threads. a synonym for posting “first” in a thread, whereas “jvolcom” or “ivolcom” equals “second”. also similar to “inb4close”.
post1:
save yourself some money
by some dish washing gloves preferably by clorox, delivers a great grip and virtually no clean up
post 2:
not so cool story bro…
oh, and kvolcom
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