Kwaffle


1. the lord of all waffles. deriving from the union of king and waffle. king+waffle=kwaffle.
2.a uber, amazingly delicious waffle.
3. waffle royalty.
today, just an ordinary waffle, but soon i shal become kwaffle and rule over all over waffles!
a kwaffle is an amazing word to descirbe a wench who just ate the rest of the custard in your gelati.
this one is a union of “c-nt” and “waffle”
the “k” gives it something extra.
not to be confused with “quaffle”, which is some ball in harry potter or something.
rizz: “what is that old man doing over there?”
shannon: “what old man?”
rizz: -steals custard-
shannon: “you kwaffle!”
a group of emo boys, usually 3 or more together in a group. very rare to be seen except at concerts, some parties, or on a college campus.
“wow, did you just see that kwaffle walk by? there must have been a hundred of them!!”

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