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• Consturbation

  after you and your girl finish having awkward phone s-x then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone s-x. “oddly enough… masturbating doesn’t seem so bad after consturbation.” continuous excessive masturbation. jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

• oiaphfihopadjfoncjhuaoijmnvy45fhr;

  when you get bored and smash your keys man: i’m bored at work in front of a computer. (comes up to keyboard) oiaphfihopadjfoncjhuaoijmnvy45fhr;

• Okapia

  totally brilliant. can be used to replace words such as: great, awesome etc. guy: “wow, you’re looking okapia tonight!” girl: “thanks, you look kinda okapia too!”

• old-man-ish

  of or pertaining to senior citizens. “daniel, you’re looking rather old-man-ish today…” “yeah, i know. it’s probably stress, but i don’t really know.” when someone young, or if need be actually old, and has the appearance that his outfit would look just as good on an old man. as opposed to being offensive this word […]

• Old Man Tan

  the tan/gold colour that old people tend to have on their vehicles because of its blandness and sensibleness. your grandparents’ crysler k-car is old man tan.

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