kwoddledonk


a traditional sport played by countryfolk in remote taverns. it entailed smashing mugs apart on you own forehead after finishing the alcoholic beverage it contained, and would be repeated until a compet-tor had fallen, either due to drunkeness or a brain hemorrhage, resulting in the winner shouting “kwoddledonk!” & obliterating the ceramic trophy on the losers skull.
“jeff has lost the use of his whole righthand side from playing kwoddledonk last night. the fool.”

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