KY Jelly
k-y jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by johnson & johnson. the initials “k-y” are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as “arbitrary letters” — but are retained for their brand-ident-ty. k-y jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. k-y jelly does not contain a spermicide.
my girlfriend has to quit having s-x after about 15 minutes because her v-g-n- starts to dry up, and it hurts her. so i used some ky jelly to add moisture.
the stuff you use to make sure the donkey doesn’t get hurt while you’re pumping it.
“try to go easy on the -ss and use k-y jelly.”
k-y jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by johnson & johnson. the initials “k-y” are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as “arbitrary letters” — but are retained for their brand-ident-ty. k-y jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. k-y jelly does not contain a spermicide.
my girlfriend has to quit having s-x after about 15 minutes because her v-g-n- starts to dry up, and it hurts her. so i used some k-y jelly to add moisture.
used to make your p-ss pipe all moist while your stroking it like there’s no tomorrow.
also used to moisten stank boxes and back door sallys.
o my g-d it hurts so bad spankin my sh-t dry. o word, get some ky jelly on my gangsta -ss c-ck and stroke that sh-t.
something you put on your toast in louisville, lexington, radcliff, and the rest of the bluegr-ss state.
ma: “hey pa you want some toast?”
pa: “yep, and don’t forget the b-tter and ky jelly”
jelly used to lube you -sshole
tommy are you sure you need that much ky jelly?!?!
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