kybard


a non-working or somehow defective keyboard. from a dilbert cartoon.
“twf?”
“dude, take back that kybard.”
small keyboard/keypad found on many new mobile phones. usually too small for normal sized fingers to type accurately
omg i jst spild pop all ovr my kybard!1

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