kyle katarn


the main character of the star wars: jedi knight and star wars: dark forces series of video games for pc and various consoles.

formerly a smuggler/mercenary. he found out he was a jedi when his father was killed by a sith lord named jerec. he hunted down the evil jerec and killed him. in doing so, he almost fell to the dark side himself, so he abandoned his jedi ways. later, his close friend and future lover jan ors was kidnapped by dark jedi desann. he returned to his jedi ways to save jan ors, and “currently” works as a jedi master for the new jedi temple on yavin 4.
i just got my -ss handed to me by kyle katarn.

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