kyle lifestyle


a lifestyle where you wears nothing but flannel shirts and tight jeans. also includes taking too long to style your hair, talking about making a rap mixtape but never going through with it, and watching teen drama television shows that are clearly made for teenage girls
girl 1: i really wanna get with that guy.

girl 2: why?

girl 1: he is so hot. he lives the kyle lifestyle.

girl 2: oh now i understand. let’s both get with him.

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