Kyle’s Grandma
(noun) – a woman of elderly persuasion known for her incredibly saggy knee skin and obsession with the public broadcasting system’s children’s show, sesame street. once thought to have been -ssociated with those nordic tribes who pillaged the northern reaches of germany and france in the mid-tenth century and were known for stealing male villagers for their own vile pleasures of the flesh. this was later found to be complete bull honkey and those who spread the false information were promptly deloused and given three months rations.
i wanted to watch mud-wrestling, but that d-mn kyle’s grandma kept talking about bert and ernie and stole the remote, sticking it in her knee skin so that i could not retrieve it.
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