smart s-xy guy who is calm but mess with his family and he will give you h-ll.
“kyliar was cool until i talked about his girl.”
- maryland mud crab
the act of p–ping on a crab then jamming it in your v-g-n- while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly b-tton to later lick it out luke gave her a maryland mud crab for valentine’s day
- double comb over
the term “double comb over” is a relatively new term, used to depict hair that resembles a lot like a wig yet is real. it has progressively become popular due to the fact that our 45th united states president has this hair style. it looks like a wig since you make any side of your […]
- like hunger
a common epidemic suffered by instagram girls. they will do whatever it takes to get likes so that their “social stature” is higher. eli suffers like hunger. just because i commented on her post and didnt like it, she flipped out.
- budget abortion
when your girl says she’s pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp “yo i heard becky was pregnant!” “nah, i gave that b-tch a budget abortion.”
- columbine shooting range
columbine high school’s shooting range, located in the lunch room, shut down in 1999 don’t come to health cl-ss today, all we did was watch a movie about the columbine shooting range