kylie minogue

the definition of pop music.
kylie minogue. ever changing, her popularity may go up or down but she’s always loved.
a beautiful, bubbly, intelligent, minature lady who has a big smile and a cheery voice.
“part of me is a s-xual exhibitionist.”
(she’s not afraid to be s-xual, but this does not make her a sl-t. s-xuality is something that was taken off the “taboo list” aaaages ago.)
one of the s-xiest women in the world.
i could spend hours licking kylie’s warm, soft body.
a half peruvian half caucasian pop star with a nice -ss and cool moves.
la la la la la la la la
someone who uses their riches, popularity, and power to condem the sick and elderly to a life of desolation.
narrowed definition: a heartless selfish woman who forces sick and ill people out of hospital and requires a complete hospital ward to be painted pink and all paitents to be moved out so she can have her own private ward.
google this: ward cleared for kylie
kylie minogue is a talentless pop artist and one time “neighbours” soap star of the 80’s. kylie neither writes, nor sings her own songs. what you actually hear on her cd’s is a heavily synthesised, computer generated squeal. in actuality her voice is weaker than a canadian beer.

very attractive (especially for her age) but tries way too hard to be s-xy with her constant pouting, ridiculous mardi-gras like costumes and her pretentious london accent (apparently she was australian once upon a time).

practically indistinguishable from her younger sister danni who releases the odd “look how s-xy i am” cr-p single so as not to be overshadowed by kylie.

curiously kylie has become some sort of gay icon despite her hetero preferences. consequently, her concerts are filled with chubby h-m- men and 30-something women who sadly never developed any appreciation for decent music but feel they should at least attend some sort of live music occasionally so they don’t appear completely lame.

kylie is a myth.
did you go the kylie minogue concert the other night? she changed costumes 400 times in two hours!! it was sooooo awesome!!

get a f-cking life and leave me alone.
possibly one of the most sl-ttish women in the pop world plus she sounds exactly like her equally sl-ttish sister dani.
oooooooh kylie’s gay