L.O.N.O.


acronym for locals only no outsiders, often found amongst tight circles who wish to keep losers from infilitrating good parties, surf spots, 420 sessions, all types of gatherings, etc
yo, this party tonight is l.o.n.o. … so none of ya’ll comin in… expect for yo ladies… they’s welcomed.
a combination of lol and dunno.
question: jesus has two dads, why can’t i?
answer: lono
synonymous with the word “douchebag.”
did you see that guy that actually thought drowning babies was funny? what a lono!
1. derived from hawaiian slang for a male sl-t 2. california slang for a c-ck blocker.
paul was such a lono at the party last night.

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