La Brezza


the habitat in which only the world’s most s-xual, filthy, ape, cracked erotic escorts and amative testosterone men reside. known for its loud and crazy parties and go-go dancers. only the elite of santa barbara city college students are allowed to live here.
this morning i woke up in la brezza next to a girl wearing nothing but go-go boots, scr-pes on my legs and the bed was filled with raisins.

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