la douzi


uncontrollable diarrhea, mostly liquid in varying colors and scents, exiting in shotgun-spread fashion as a result of eating excessive amounts of chinese food.
chris: mark, where are you, i haven’t seen you for a week? you look thinner!

mark: i know, i’ve had la douzi so i haven’t been able to leave the bathroom.

chris: maybe you should borrow some of alex’s la douzi antibiotics.

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