La Moncada
a small town in the mexican state of guanajuato. population fluctuates between 5,000-6,000, due to its inhabitants migrating to the united states and then going back. the main destinations they migrate to in the united states are dallas, chicago, and san francisco. half of the towns men are drunks and the woman will do anything to get a guy that has money and/or is a united states citizen.
juan: dude, im driving to la moncada tomorrow. do you want to go?
jose: that is a long -ss drive from dallas to la moncada, but f-ck it lets go.
juan: im just going to get drunk and to get some girls.
jose: yeah, it will be fun.
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