LA Smog
when an individual takes their rusty trombone and covers it in a layer of chalk, proceeding to then be involved in the s-xual act of -n-l intercourse. the female then p-sses gas in the face of the male, thus resembling the choking and blinding smog of los angeles, california.
i cannot see or breathe after that la smog last night.
a hookah move for people who can not blow smoke rings, french inhale, or ghost the hookah smoke.
dan: “dude watch this, totally can blow smoke rings”
pete: “haha, thats nothing i can totally la smog that hookah”
dan: “what the heck is that?”
pete: (picks up hose and smokes hookah)
pete: (exhales the smoke)
pete: “its where a person doesn’t know how to do anything but exhales the smoke”
dan: “you would”
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