lab dance
when a lab’s a puppy and there all excited. then they jump up and put their front paws around you and have ”s-x” with you.
(little boy around five is walking to his mum after having being victim of a lab dance) mummy!!! im not a virgin anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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