labcoat


a labcoat is an individual that places emphasis on intellectualism, rationalism, science, and logic over other types of -n-lysis.

usually this is done beyond a point of practical use, into the realm of w-nking.
“i think the world is flat.”

“no, the world is clearly round. here’s evidence from survey maps showing that the world curves, and here’s satellite photos from sp-ce that show the world is spherical.”

“stfu labcoat, you college kids and your books are annoying.”

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