Labia sandwich
2 women gather and do the following:
1. get naked
2. take the loosest part of their own l-b–s
3. stack the two l-b–s side by side
4. pinch the two l-b–s together
5. make out in front of camera (optional)
nikki: omg, im hungry
alexa: me too, wanna make a l-b– sandwich?
wrapping those two fine, tender, swollen, moist pieces of female flesh around a throbbing, engorged m-ssive piece of man-meat, then serving it up, usually with some intense l-b– “lip f-cking” for the room to slowly suck, nibble, eat, or just enjoy.
dude, i was in the hot tub this weekend with three smokin’ co-eds and they started some crazy sh-t. this brunette laid over the edge of the tub sporting the best swollen camel toe i’ve ever seen, and says “wanna rub your c-ck inside my hot p-ssy lips?” who the h-ll turns that up?
so i’m basically t-tty f-cking her tw-t and the other two chicks start pushing her lips hard against me. it was f-cking amazing. and just when you think it couldn’t get any better? one of the chicks starts sucking the brunette’s cl-t lips, and the other one starts mouthing the head of my c-ck. ffsake! so while i’m stroking it back and forth, i’m mouth f-cking her hard, and the brunette is getting awesome head and c-ck action.
when she came i lost my sh-t completely. it was a rockin’ l-b– sandwich!
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