labormariticide


killing of ones “work-spouse.”
usually with a shoe, preferably a dansko. most people guilty of such a crime have violent tendencies towards all co-workers. indicators of someone that may be about to commit labormariticde include: jumping between different work-spouses, generally unpleasant, odd behaviors such as only eating in even numbers, and regularly snorting during laughter.
yeah, our princess bakeress killed her work-husband yesterday, everyone knew one day she’d commit labormariticide.

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