Labyrinthitis
a distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film labyrinth, featuring david bowie.
symptoms include:
– excessively quoting lines from the film
– excessively re-watching the film
– becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
– becoming entranced by david bowie’s b-lls whilst watching
– noticing david bowies b-lls
– talking like bowie.
man: woah, that smells terrible!
person: its the bog of eternal stench!
man: labyrinthitis?
person: yeah…
woman: whatcha dooooing?
man: nothing.
woman: nothing? nothing, tralala?
person watching film: ….
other person: hey, what you watching:
person watching film: ….
other person: is that… you’re watching it again?
person watching film: ….
other person: h-llo???
person watching film: ….
other person: fine. be like that. -walks away-
person watching film: …huh? you say something?
builder: sorry ladies, path’s closed. turn back.
girl 1: (in a bowie voice) turn back sarah.
girl 2: what a pity.
builder: poor girls, got labyrinthitis.
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